You complete my incompletions

ellatheelephant:

^this is why i love tumblr

(Source: nopecsnosex)

magalomania:

What of it?

marshmallowhobo:

Italics = Unholy Trinity spoken conversation.

IAmAnon: Hey.

BwayBound: Hello… how did you get my MSN information?

IAmAnon: You added me.

BwayBound: I don’t believe I did.

IAmAnon: You did.

BwayBound: But then surely I would remember adding you.

IAmAnon: *shrugs*

BwayBound: Okay, well, asl?

IAmAnon: Asl?

BwayBound: Yes. Age/Sex/Location

IAmAnon: Oh. 17/Russia

[“Russia? Seriously, Tubbers?” – “I wanted to sound exotic!” – “Narnia would have been more exotic. And accurate.”]

BwayBound: And your gender?

IAmAnon: Which would you prefer?

[“Christ, Q, way to make yourself sound like a hermy.” – “Quinn’s not a crab, San, she’s totally like, a squirrel. Squirrels eat berries, right?”]

BwayBound: Um, that’s a little creepy.

[“I just wanted to figure out if she was into girls!”]

IAmAnon: Sorry, you’re right. I’m a girl.

BwayBound: Delightful. As of late, I seem to be experiencing the customary hormonal shift in my teenage libido; commonly known as bi-curiosity. This should be quite enlightening.

IAmAnon: You are?

BwayBound: Yes. What do you look like?

[“Who’d have guessed that for all of her real life eloquence, Berry would follow the pattern of your everyday perv online?”]

IAmAnon: Um. Short blonde hair, hazel eyes…

[“You suck at this, Fabray.”]

BwayBound: So you’re a butch?

IAmAnon: What? No! Not at all.

[“Move your ass, you’re never gonna get the girl with this shit.”]

IAmAnon: My hair falls just above my shoulders. The perfect length for pulling ;) My eyes are intense, but they’re strangely warm when I’m not glaring. I have prominent cheekbones, sharp enough to cut your thighzknfskg

[“What the hell are you doing, Santana?!” – “Seducing.” – “You shouldn’t push San on the floor, Quinn, that wasn’t nice. She was helping.”]

IAmAnon: Sorry, I accidently hit the keyboard too hard. What about you? What do you look like?

BwayBound: I’ll send you a photo. One moment, I have it bookmarked.

[“She has a picture of herself bookmarked? What the hell? Does she send it out to random- wait, where are her pants?” – “Damn, Berry. That ass though, Q.”]

BwayBound: Would you like to cyber?

IAmAnon: No! God, Rachel, are you twelve?!

BwayBound: WHO ARE YOU?

IAmAnon signed off.

[“Smooth.” – “I panicked!”]

aplacecalled-wonderland:

puckermanlove:

HeMo- Ultimate planker

OH FUCK YEAH :)))

PLANKING WITH A BUNCH OF STUFF TOYS.